A friend said, “I drink Canada Dry.” He’d better not try it. I can’t even drink Hamilton County dry.
During my life I have dated a few plums but no peaches. ..........
I umpire baseball, and the way some players gripe I’d hate to be their wives and have to fry their eggs.
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I wanted to show a friend of mine my car which I had done a lot of repair work on. Not wanting him to do any unnecessary walking, I asked him if his car were parked close to mine.
“Why?” he asked. “Is what yours has contagious?”
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One thing about Wright’s Lumber Yard. It’s never been the Wrong Lumber Yard.
Ira E. (Hank) Moorman.
Hank’s car was always noticeable, an old green Ford that was always dirty. Even he could crack jokes about it.
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