I heard that George had taken the final step, but when I went to the funeral home I was told that George had gotten married.
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I live with my aunt and she keeps a clean house. She tells me her cat Ginger keeps the
mice cleaned up. I guess I live in a house with cleaned up mice. ..........
A friend of mine was walking the streets inebriated. He walked into a lamp post, busted his snozzle, looked up and said, “Don’t tell me you ain’t home! You got a light on upstairs!” Ira E. Moorman.
Three humorous Moormanisms.
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